After bravely conquering breast cancer earlier this year with a double mastectomy, the always-classy sitcom goddess Christina Applegate has revealed that she's getting new apples this month. The Married ... with Children and Samantha Who? superstar will be having reconstructive surgery very soon. According to Celebitchy:

“I still have quite a process until this is done,” the actress says in the new issue of TV Guide. “Yes, it’s hard. It sucks. But I’m not a victim.”

She will undergo reconstructive surgery near her 37th birthday, at the end of November. She had a double mastectomy in July.

Big boobs, small boobs, real boobs, fake boobs, or no boobs at all, Applegate is a vision of perfection who's always worshiped at Skin Central. She could have poisonous snakes in lieu of breasts and we'd still be in love!