Kelly Bundy to Get Kelly Busty Again

After bravely conquering breast cancer earlier this year with a double mastectomy, the always-classy sitcom goddess Christina Applegate has revealed that she's getting new apples this month. The Married ... with Children and Samantha Who? superstar will be having reconstructive surgery very soon. According to Celebitchy:

“I still have quite a process until this is done,” the actress says in the new issue of TV Guide. “Yes, it’s hard. It sucks. But I’m not a victim.”

She will undergo reconstructive surgery near her 37th birthday, at the end of November. She had a double mastectomy in July.

Big boobs, small boobs, real boobs, fake boobs, or no boobs at all, Applegate is a vision of perfection who's always worshiped at Skin Central. She could have poisonous snakes in lieu of breasts and we'd still be in love! more…

Breast-Cancer Survivor Christina Applegate Paid Tribute To Her Breasts with a Nude Photo Shoot

Cancer is a mean, evil entity. It takes wonderful things out of this world, like Paul Newman. And sometimes it takes its toll on Mr. Skin's favorite body part, as it did with former Married... with Children star Christina Applegate, who recently had a double mastectomy after being diagnosed with the dreadful disease.

But, ever the optimist, cheery Christina knew just how to show her dearly departed dirigibles how much she appreciated their years of service—with her very first nude photo shoot! Hear Chrissy tell the tale after the cut. more…