These days, it doesn't matter what a perfume smells like, as long as the lady selling it is famous, gorgeous, and sports a rack that brings more tears to the eye than an entire vat of spilled cologne.


Perhaps after learning of the incredible amount of skinterest Eva Mendes gained by going naked for a Calvin Klein perfume ad, top-heavy songstress Christina Aguilera donned a racktacularly cleavage-crushing dress at the release of her new scent, Inspire.

Thanks to this sweater-heavy saleswomanship, Xtina can expect to move many, many units of product.

Admit it--she's moving your unit right now. Ah, the sweet smell of suck-sacks.

(for more pics, head over to A Socialite's Life.)