Carmen Electra Nude

Sexy Carmen Electra doesn't claim to be an award-winning actress. She doesn't talk about her "craft", and she doesn't choose roles with complex characters full of contradiction.

What she does is play to her strengths, and her strengths are appearing onscreen in very little clothing, pursing her perfect, full lips, and practically causing steam to rise from the screen. And we love her for it.

It's been almost a year since we've gotten a Carmen fix from movies or TV, but luckily she's fixed that today with a double dose of barely clad, bra-busting boobitude.

After the cut, go all in on Carmen Electra hosting strip poker, plus a bonus "leaked" home video featuring the star making out with a chick!

Wonder if Martha Stewart Learned Anything in Prison.

Few patrons stop to wonder what the strippers on stage are fantasizing about as they fantasize about having sex with those strippers.

But recently, the New York Post turned its attention to that very question and quickly got to the bottom of it.

A poll of pole dancers yielded a list of sexy female celebrities whom the girls of famed gentleman’s club Scores would like to "join them on the pole."

Among the top 10 were never-nude Megan Fox, erstwhile lesbian Lindsay Lohan, and, somewhat surprisingly, Martha Stewart.

Their reasoning: "Maybe she learned a thing or two in prison?"

She did, but unfortunately it was how to break up a lesbian orgy!

Read more after the jump.

Some may wonder what advice I, Mr. Skin, the world’s foremost authority on celebrity nudity, can provide to amorously adventurous, married—and now, no doubt, harried—attempted-blackmail victim David Letterman.

Well, for one, I can tell him where to find the greatest women-in-prison shower scene of all time (29 minutes into 1983’s Chained Heat, where new fish Linda Blair gets a taste of queen jailbird Sybil Danning).

But, more practically, I can offer guidance to Dave via lessons I’ve gleaned from vital naked movie moments. In fact I can even give him:

Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Extramarital/Interoffice Nude Scenes (and What David Letterman Can Learn from Them)

10. Secretary (2002)

Time: 1 hour, 15 minutes

Nude: Maggie Gyllenhaal

Scene: Maggie leans forward on a desk for boss James Spader, who removes her undergarments and spanks that assistant.

The Lesson: Love hurts. So much, sometimes, it can leave you black and blue and read (on the very gossip sites you’ve forever struggled to avoid) all over.

See the complete list after the cut.

Summer is coming... I can hear the music playing and see the hippie ladies dancing in the rain...

I've decided to quit my job and move to Vegas to be a stripper...

Hef's Ex-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson to Help Your Pole with Her Own Stripper Pole

What's a former Playmate to do when she's outgrown the Mansion (and moved beyond being known as one of Hugh Hefner's triple team of girlfriends)? If she's Kendra Wilkinson she takes it to the bedroom.

Showing off every inch of her naked body on The Girls Next Door wasn't enough for comely Kendra. Now the perky blonde wants to teach her sexy moves to lucky ladies everywhere with her own stripper pole and stripper workout video. Reports Us Weekly:

Coming to a store near you: Kendra Wilkinson's new line of stripper poles!

"I'm coming out with my own stripper pole. Stripper pole, and stripper pole workout," The Girls Next Door star, 23, told Usmagazine.com at the American Red Cross Red Tie Affair in Santa Monica Saturday.

"It's like Carmen Electra's, but mine is better," she continued. "Mine will connect to the ceiling, and you can spin on it and do all that stuff on it."

We love the idea of a Kendra Wilkinson stripper pole and accompanying workout video, but Kendra's insistence that hers will out-do Carmen Electra's got us thinking, and we came up with a great idea: ex-Playmate strip-off! But let's not stop at Kendra and Carmen. Other past Playboy posers like Pam Anderson and Jenny McCarthy could get in on the fun too. Obviously the whole compeTITion would be broadcast on The Girls Next Door, with a fully nude version included on the DVD edition. Who do you think would come out on top in an ex-Playmate strip-off? Let us know in the comments.

Outside of the U.S., Celebrity Nudity in Magazines Is the Order of the Day

This week may have seen a truly disappointing naked fake out with Katy Mixon's body-doubled nude scene on Eastbound & Down, but on international newsstands, seeing your favorite Hollywood celebs nude is as easy as flipping through a few pages.

The trio of hotties cropping up (and busting out of their clothes) in foreign mags this week are no strangers to nudity, but it's always nice to peep peaks in print, even if you've been monitoring those particular mountains (or in some cases, molehills) for years.

But enough talk. After the cut, see supermodel Kate Moss, heiress Lydia Hearst, and Playboy cover girl Carmen Electra nude in three separate magazine pictorials.