Sexy, goofy blonde Cameron Diaz is known for her great sense of humor and her greater bod. Thanks to good genes, surfing, and a natural propensity towards all things athletic, Cam's got one of the tightest, toned-est figures in showbiz.

But physically perv-fect as she may be, there's one part of her body that, in Cameron's eyes, has room for improvement. That room being a very, very large room, because she wants an ass the size of Kim Kardashian's skinfamous seat cheeks!

Cameron recently confessed:

"I have an active lifestyle. I love to surf, I love to snowboard, I love to play golf, I love to hike. I also love to read a book, because that is mental athletics! Actually, I'd prefer to put on weight rather than lose it. I like women with curves. I want a big butt!"

If curvy babes with squeezable squatters are up your alley, Cam, might we suggest you look up Queen of keisters Kim Kardashian? KardASSian was recently spotted trying on a number of ultra-revealing outfits at a boutique. It must be HARD to fit a fanny like that . . . though going by where her hands are in these pictures, she's more concerned about hoisting up her hooters!

Maybe Cam can give you a hand, Kim!