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Has Burning Man Sold Outor AreThere Not Enough Hot Celebrity Instagram Posts?

When I say “Burning Man” what comes to mind? Maybe you picture a bunch of people in the desert dressed in weird outfits. Or do you believe it’s all sex, drugs, and sand? Perhaps you think about unplugging from the world and trying to achieve some kind of spiritual awakening. As for me, when I think of Burning Man, I think of celebrities and models wearing little to no clothing.

I guess one could say running into Katy Perry, Cara Delevingne, Karlie Kloss, Paris Hilton, Nina Agdal, Gaia Matisse, and Nadine Velazquez wearing next to nothing is probably a spiritual awakening. Honestly, I don’t know if I could survive out in the Black Rock Desert of Nevada for one day, much less many. But being there would increase ones odds of seeing Katy Perry, Cara Delevingne, Karlie Kloss, Paris Hilton, Nina Agdal, Gaia Matisse, and Nadine Velazquez up close and possibly not wearing very much almost makes it worth the lack of running water.

And while I have no doubt that there are some who are frowning upon the use of social media, they can’t help it. Katy Perry, Cara Delevingne, Karlie Kloss, Paris Hilton, Nina Agdal, Gaia Matisse, and Nadine Velazquez are celebrities and we live in a world where we like to know what hot celebrities are up to when they aren’t dressed in that much clothing. So, if Burning Man is too commercial for you now because of these hotties, you don’t have to go anymore. Hell, if all these celebrities keep going, odds are at some point there will be better wifi and we’ll able to see them being hot in real time. That would be pretty awesome.