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Bio, Pics, and Clips
Hall of Fame Nudity!
- Nude movie roles:
- 15
- Place of birth:
- Tourcoing, Nord, France
- Date of birth:
- October 12th, 1955
- Real name:
- Brigade Van Meerhaegue
In a field full of Eurobabes, Brigitte Lahaie is a true icon of foreign sexploitiation. Highlights include her gorgeous melons--and ravishing rubyfruit--in Grapes of Death (1978). Brigitte's also totally uninhibited during her simulated sex scenes in Fascination (1979) and The Night of the Hunted (1980), while her bisexual bonding in Joy: Chapter II (1985) makes for a true bandwidth buster. Brigitte even went … Join Mr Skin to read her entire Biography
Mr Skin's Favorite Places to See Her
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#3
#1. Joy: Chapter II
3 clips - breasts, bush, butt
#2. Sechs Schwedinnen von der Tankstelle
7 pics - breasts, bush
#3. Le Diable rose
9 pics & 6 clips - breasts, bush, butt
Skin Filmography
Calvaire (2004) • Mademoiselle Vicky
Nude3 pics, 1 clip
Henry & June (1990) • Henry's Whore
Nude2 pics, 2 clips
Le Diable rose (1987) • La prostituée
Nude9 pics, 6 clips
Le Couteau sous la gorge (1986) • NA
Nude2 clips
Joy: Chapter II (1985) • Joy
Nude3 clips
Paul Raymond's Erotica (1981) • Brigitte
Nude11 pics, 3 clips
The Escapees (1981) • Femme couple bourgeois
Nude3 pics, 1 clip
Come Play With Me 2 (1980) • Julia
Gefangene Frauen (1980) • NA
Nude11 pics, 2 clips
The Night of the Hunted (1980) • Elisabeth
Nude2 pics
Sechs Schwedinnen von der Tankstelle (1980) • Gretta
Nude7 pics
Et la tendresse?... Bordel! (1979) • NA
Nude4 clips
Six Swedes on a Campus (1979) • Greta
Nude10 pics
Fascination (1979) • Eva
Nude9 pics, 6 clips
The Grapes of Death (1978) • NA
Nude3 pics, 1 clip
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Editor's Note: McBeardo is Mr Skin’s resident sexpert on weird, cult, fringe, midnight, underground and/or any other extreme form of skinema.
He reports from the frontlines and backrooms of most skintimidating screening halls on the planet – not the least of which is the place where he keeps his couch.
The opinions of McBeardo are not necessarily those of Mr Skin, MrSkin.com, or any related affiliates. The ideas as to what constitutes a “wild time” are definitely not Mr Skin’s, period.
Please click McBeardo's mitt on the magnifincent bosom on Nekromistress to go to the next page and read his first column.
Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!
Number 23: Brigitte Lahaie
France, the country of love, has supplied the world with countless beauties whose power to erotically mesmerize might, in the right setting, be described as frightening.
Bewitching blonde Brigitte Lahaie is a perfect (in every way) example of such sensual sorcery. Just try not to fall under her spell in stylish fright films such as The Grapes of Death, Fascination, and The Night of the Hunted.
Surely so flawless a physique and so hypnotic an overpowering allure can only emanate from supernatural origins. Who can be sure? Let’s all just stare at scream queen Brigitte Lahaie naked and ponder the skinfinite possibilities. Click the pic for a full-frontal revelation of Brigitte's naturally flaxen roots.
Throughout the late 1980s, beloved Chicago film critics Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert campaigned for a rating to replace the MPAA’s dreaded X which, at first, had been used to designate all manner of films containing patently adult content (such as the 1968 Best Picture Academy Award winner Midnight Cowboy).
In the wake of Deep Throat, however, the X-rating became synonymous with hardcore pornography. Siskel and Ebert led the charge for a new rating – they suggested “A” (for adult) – that could be applied to non-sexploitation films that were intended for audiences over the age of 17.
The MPAA ultimately concocted the NC-17 rating, which stands for No Children Under 17, and the first film to reach the public bearing its imprimatur was flesh-friendly director Philip Kaufman’s Henry & June, which opened in theaters on this date in 1990.
Henry & June stars Fred Ward and young Uma Thurman in the titular roles, as libertine author Henry Miller and his omnisexual gamine wife June. The story focuses specifically on their mutual sexual entanglements with erotic writer Anaïs Nin -- scorchingly embodied by Maria de Madeiros -- in 1920s Paris.
Uma and Maria explode in a lust-tastic lesbian scene, and the rest of the movie is chock full of naked nubiles (including Brigitte Lahaie) celebrating sexual freedom as they truly did – and as the NC-17 rating, finally, made possible.
Nude Scene Guide
Movies
Calvaire (2004) … Mademoiselle Vicky
– 0:24:00 – breastsBrigitte bares both milk-bombers in a series of snapshots some dude flips through. (24 seconds)
Henry & June (1990) … Henry's Whore
– 1:21:00 – breasts, butt, lesbianBrigitte's the blonde lezzing it up in a hotel room with Maïté Maillé as Maria de Medeiros takes it all in. T&A for the two tantalizing performers. (84 seconds)
– 1:29:00 – breasts, lesbianBare-boobied blonde Brigitte lezzie-humps Maria de Madeiros on a lucky mattress. (54 seconds)
Le Diable rose (1987) … La prostituée
– 0:04:00 – breasts, bushAmazing, upturned schnoobs as Brigitte performs on stage, followed by sweet full-frontal. (39 seconds)
– 0:10:00 – breastsStripping onstage, boobs (17 seconds)
– 0:32:00 – breastsBrigitte peels on stage, revealing her awe-inspiringly taut physique and those jaw-droppingly perfect juggalos. (104 seconds)
– 1:03:00 – breastsSome nutty Nazi photographs Brigitte as she pops her boppers out of a corset, then cozies up with an anonymous topless brunette on a couch. Sieg, hotties! (60 seconds)
– 1:15:00 – breasts, bush, buttAt a Third Reich strip-club, Brigitte dances out of her costume, revealing her Big Bertha's and pure-Aryan pubic mound. (36 seconds)
Le Couteau sous la gorge (1986) … NA
– 0:36:00 – breastsBrigitte's boobies in the bathtub! (6 seconds)
– 0:55:00 – breasts, bushMore of Brigitte in the tub, this time it's boobs and brief bush. Then bad things happen. (26 seconds)
Joy: Chapter II (1985) … Joy
– 0:11:00 – breasts, bush, buttBrig hauls her mindbogglingly gorgous, soapy, totally naked form out of the tub, causing her man to lie prostrate at her feet with lust. We totally understand. (72 seconds)
– 1:24:00 – breasts, bush, buttBlonde bombshell Brig bares all in this limb-tangling, hand-stroking, no-hold-barred menage-a-trois with Isabelle and some disgustingly lucky jerkbag. (68 seconds)
– 0:26:00 – breasts, bushThe lovely, luscious Brig gets her frontal form massaged by a topless, thorough masseuse, who takes extra special care working the kinks out of her muff. (70 seconds)
– 0:43:00 – breastsBlonde Brigitte bares her boobies in bed while masturbating . . . while Isabelle does the exact same thing on the other side of the wall. (71 seconds)
– 0:51:00 – breasts, bushIf you watch but one clip involving a spread-eagled Brigitte's utterly flawless breasts jiggling to the rocking of the train while Isabelle Solar munches her muff, let this be the one. (55 seconds)
Paul Raymond's Erotica (1981) … Brigitte
– 0:23:00 – breasts, bush, buttSweaty and sexy FFN and butt from the sexquisite Brigitte as she pleasures herself to her pals' threesome. (62 seconds)
– 0:21:00 – breasts, bush, buttBrigitte--she of the flawless, jawdropping body--bares ALL while getting it on with some dude. Some lucky, lucky dude. (55 seconds)
– 0:49:00 – breasts, bush, buttBrig unzips her jumpsuit, hauls all three B's out, and make it with a lady. Fantastic! (39 seconds)
The Escapees (1981) … Femme couple bourgeois
– 1:30:25 – breasts, bush, buttBlonde goddess Brigitte and her pal corner a lady and try to switch her to the lady-lusting life. See all three B's from beautiful Brig before the lady stabs her! (279 seconds)
Gefangene Frauen (1980) … NA
– 0:07:00 – breasts, bush, buttBrigitte, possessor of one of the best bodies in skinema history, shows all while twaddling her twat to the beat of the music. (40 seconds)
– 1:10:00 – breasts, bush, buttBlonde Brigitte (with the ponytail) expertly scales a wall without scraping her BBBs when she and two other inmates make a naked break for it. (34 seconds)
Et la tendresse?... Bordel! (1979) … NA
– 0:09:00 – breastsBOIOIOIOIOING! You'll definitely have a different kind of nursing on your mind as Nurse Lahaie drops her dress to jiggle her juggles . . . (14 seconds)
– 0:34:00 – breastsBrigitte's bare, exhibiting some truly mind-blowing rackage and deep, dark down while getting poled by a repulsively lucky Sonny Bono type. (102 seconds)
– 0:38:00 – breasts, bushYou have to wipe the semen off your boobs before you pour the urine on the old man, there is simply no other way . . . Bushy too, in this confounding yet sexy scene! (44 seconds)
Fascination (1979) … Eva
– 0:22:00 – breasts, butt, lesbianBrigitte and Mai get down with a little clam slam action. Hot hooters and heinies galore! (108 seconds)
– 0:29:00 – breastsBlonde and beautiful Brigitte's nipplages seemingly jump out of her steamingly sexy corset to make a special appearance. Yee-ow! (17 seconds)
– 0:31:00 – breastsStill corseted, Brigitte's boobs inch their way out of their satiny prison to fly free as she makes out with some blonde dude. (49 seconds)
– 0:40:00 – breastsBrigitte comforts a shocked Franca by caressing and smooching her. You'll get all the comfort YOU need by getting an eyeful of her naked left niblet. (20 seconds)
– 0:41:00 – breasts, bush, buttShe's led into lockup totally starkers, with her criminally hot boobs and buns on parade. Is she being arrested for being terminally, scorchingly sexy? (16 seconds)
– 0:43:00 – breastsLahaie lies back on a floor covered in hay, showing off those impossibly pert and perfect poonters. I can think of a thing or two I'd like to do with her in the hay. Namely, having a roll in it. (36 seconds)
– 0:47:00 – breastsAll good things must come to a (bloody) end. Brig's left lungsicle pops out of her robe while she plays swing-the-scythe. Don't blink or you'll miss the fastest cooter shot in the west! (12 seconds)
The Grapes of Death (1978) … NA
– 0:59:00 – breasts, bushShe drops her dress and we got bush 'n' boobs! (29 seconds)
