Guns, gangsters, and gazongas: the HBO flesh-fest Boardwalk Empire was batting a thousand when it came to nudity, until last week's episode. Actually, that's not entirely fair--it did have nudity, just from some anonymous babes instead of the main players we've gotten used to.
Turns out, they were just holding out in preparation for last night's ep, a no-holes-barred sexplosion of bouncing boobs, jiggling butts, and legs spread to flash retro-fuzzy beavage.
Paz de la Huerta, quickly become TV's go-to gal for mind-bendingly gratuitous skin, bared every inch in bed with Steve Buscemi, then later, she spread her legs in a dressing room and showed her dense, ultra-furry burger to Kelly MacDonald.
But for Kelly, it wasn't a case of "I'll show you mine, you show me yours". The Scottish sex kitten did have a nude scene, but the T&A we saw was the work of a double. A real disappointment too, since we've seen Kelly's MacDonuts in Trainspotting, Some Voices, and The Girl in the Cafe. C'mon, Kelly! Everybody's doing it!
Everybody including tiny-nipped wonder Gretchen Mol, making up for her skinless role in the canceled Life on Mars. Boardwalk Empire is full of gangster's molls, but we prefer Gretchen's Mols, especially when she shows them off getting banged in bed.
Check out all the new pics and videos here, and revel in being part of skinstory. In the future, you'll tell your grandchildren where you were when the nakedest TV show episode of all time aired!
