Bai’s Nipples: Pieces of Her Dream or Chew Toys?
When we asked frequently nude Bai Ling a couple of months ago what her favorite part of her body was in a no-holds-barred interview, she responded without hesitation:
“Probably you already know. My nipples! I feel like they do not belong to me. They’re supposed to be like an African woman’s nipples. They’re something sexy.”
“But I think nipples [are] part of our body,” she continued. “You know they’re beautiful, there’s nothing wrong . . . I feel myself [indistinct] nipples, pieces of my dream.”
They sure are, Bai, and not only to you, us, and the man who put your butterfly on film as a peep show girl in Edmond.
Recently Bai, who sleeps naked with her $30,000 pet named Quiji, a half-cheetah, half-cat hybrid, learned the hard way that cats like to chew things.
Bai recounts her shocking story:
"I sleep naked ... She was kissing me, and suddenly, she woke up. She saw my nipple, and oh my God, she went for it. If I wasn't fast, my nipple is gone. She thought it was a toy or something."
It’s hard to blame little Quiji for this mistake. Bai’s nipples jut out a good two inches from her tiny titties, and they look like something you’d want to chew on.
Still, we’re all thanking our lucky stars that Bai’s one-of-a-kind pokies have lived to poke another day.
Time to buy the kitty-cat a bed.
