Amber Smith Nude

Possibly an Example of Irony.

Carrie Prejean isn't alone in her love of solo sex acts.

In news that’s given millions of men an excuse to indulge themselves, a naked Playboy model has just admitted that even she can’t stop playing with herself.

We first saw Afro-Guyanese-Chinese knockout Nicole Narain naked when she was Playmate of the Month back in January 2002.

Then in 2005 a sex tape featuring Nicole and Gaelic guy’s guy Colin Farrell was leaked. Colin promptly got a restraining order preventing the sale, distribution, or display of the tape, which was just under zero percent effective in keeping the video off the Internet.

Now that she’s joining such unlikely sex addicts as supermodel and softcore siren Amber Smith, porn stars Penny Flame and Kendra Jade Rossi, and beauty queen Kari Ann Peniche on Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew, Nicole’s news again.

Read more after the jump.

The Dirigible Dozen: Up, Up, and Away in (and out of) Their Bountiful Brassieres . . .

The Adventures of Balloon Boy all over the news this week got Mr. Skin thinking of some famous funbags that have been hyper-amplified to the point(s) that it’s a wonder how the women to which they’re attached don’t take flight.

While we here at Mr. Skin prefer the female anatomy all natural—as well as au naturel—the prevalence of plastic surgery in show business means that accepting augmented appendages is just another aspect of being a celebrity skin devotee.

So if you’re going to pump up the mams, starlets, why not expand those glands to the point of impossible exaggeration? The following enormously implanted ingenudes make two huge cases at a time that while Hollywood hills are great, towering Tinseltown Himalayas have their place as well.


1. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Pre-Liftoff: After a shared stint as the 1990s Mousekateers on MMC, Christina competed with Britney Spears to become our preeminent pop tart of the turn (on) of the century. While Brit went into crack-up mode, Christina opted for a multi-cup increase up front, lending more credence to those who always maintained that, to begin with, she always had the more powerful lungs of the pair.

Upward, Ho!: Christina’s early music videos and Rolling Stone covers showcase a rail-thin chanteuse who could barely dent a training bra. Come the new millennium, Xtina astoundingly emerged as a triple-D diva.

Top(less) Gravity-Defying Moment: Diary (2002)
At the height of her sexified phase while pushing the album Stripped and its hit single “Dirrty”, Christina did, in fact, strip on this MTV documentary series. Strategically placed strands of hair covered her nipple rings—most of the time. Eagle-eyed tit technicians at the Mr. Skin Labs caught Christina’s historic flesh flash and have preserved it for posterity.

See the rest of the list after the jump.

Two scoops of huge, milky, creamy vanilla goodness with a cherry on top. No, we’re not talking about an ice cream sundae. We’re talking about hot redheads with huge boobs!
Red hair is the rarest color, and it’s made all the fairer when accessorized with a beautiful pair of tits. Case in point: sexy Christina Hendricks from the show Mad Men. Or classic silver screen babe Ann-Margret. Don’t forget sex bomb supermodel Angie Everhart!

When these hot celebs get nude, we all win, so click more for all the red-hot rackage!

After decades under rule by Spain, France, Britain, and the United States, the vast southern territory known as West Florida fell for good under U.S.A. rule on this date in 1810.

In addition to the mighty Sunshine State, West Florida land mass was also carved up into parts of Alabama, Louisiana, and Mississippi. The skin-nificance of this real estate deal blossomed in the 20th century, as the Sun Belt consistently produced some of the most scorching celebrity sirens to ever the ignite popular consciousness.

Just consider Amber Smith, born in Tampa, naked in 15 movies and TV shows, and now cleaning up on VH1’s Celebrity Rehab. To see more nude natives of the former West Florida, click the pic.

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of September 23, 2008.

Two Legendary Entertainers Have Passed on, But They Left a Legacy of Skin

Mr. Skin is deeply saddened by the passing this weekend of one of Chicago’s favorite sons, comedian and TV star Bernie Mac, as well legendary composer, musician, and actor Isaac Hayes.

Mac is best known for his roles in House Party 3, the Spike Lee- produced documentary The Original Kings of Comedy, Ocean’s Eleven, and his hit sitcom, The Bernie Mac Show.

Fans will remember Hayes’s work as the voice of Chef in South Park as well as for his musical accomplishments, most notably the instantly recognizable soundtrack for the blaxploitation classic Shaft. Read more after the jump.