Who Wouldn't Saddle Up For Nicole Kidman?
The great philosopher (and singer) Paula Cole asked the immortal question, “Where have all the cowboys gone?” To this day we have never had an answer, but I think we can finally put this question to bed. You see the cowboys all went to find Nicole Kidman because she is the sexiest cowboy of them all.
If you feel like lassoing a technicality, then by all means, point out that Nicole Kidman is a cowgirl, not a cowboy, but if you really want to argue that point and not look at sexy pictures of Nicole Kidman, go right ahead. I will totally listen to your argument, but I’m going to keep my eyes on Nicole Kidman while you talk. In the modern world we live in, I often don’t see the point of cowboy hats (or boots for that matter), but seeing one on Nicole Kidman, I can totally see their appeal. Of course, I can also see the appeal of a white tank top and jeans thanks to Nicole Kidman.
I can see why all the cowboys went to look for her. If I was a cowboy I’d totally saddle up and head off into the great unknown to find Nicole Kidman. But I’m no cowboy, just can’t do those giant belt buckles. Though I still love me some Nicole Kidman as the world’s sexiest cowboy.
