A Cadaver Christmas (2011)

Ah, the Christmas slasher movie. From Christmas Evil (1980) to Santa's Slay (2005), it's a schtick that never gets old here at Skin Central. A Cadaver Christmas (2011) is a holiday horror flick in the The Dorm That Dripped Blood (1982) mode as a horde of undead creatures take over a college dormitory over Christmas break. There are plenty of guffaws and gory gross-outs to be had in this faux-retro (dig those Grindhouse-style "film scratches") exercise in self-aware cheese, but our favorite stocking stuffers belong to busty blonde Stephani Daft, who bares boobs as a recently deceased corpse who engages in a little necromance with a horny college dude. Just ignore the part where Stephani turns into a creepy-crawly zombie, and you'll be jingling your bells all night long.