British Newspaper Reports that Lindsay Lohan and Lesbian Lover Samatha Ronson Want to Make It Legal
News of the World scribe Rav Singh reports that Lindsay Lohan plans to marry Samantha Ronson this year in a private (but also pube-lick) ceremony to be held in Los Angeles, writing:
“I can reveal that Lindsay will come out and declare her eternal love for sweetheart Sam Ronson at a private ceremony in LA later this year.
I'm told the smitten pair will exchange vows to stay together for LIFE!”
Singh further states that Lindsay will wear a white mini-dress while Samantha has “joked” about donning a black tux and top hat.
Mr. Skin wishes all the breast to the happy couple, and eagerly anticipates a leaked video guaranteed to dwarf even Pamela and Tommy Lee: Stolen Honeymoon.
Until then, let’s imagine Sam and Lindsay recreating this mega-melons/tiny-tit sex scene between boobsy Christina Lindberg and petite-teated Jun Midorikawa in a clip from Sex and Fury.
