Who Cares if Wrestling is Fake When Kelly Kelly's Around?

Talk About A Body Slam...

The moment I learned the professional wrestling was fake, I lost all interest. It wasn’t because I showed up to wrestling tryouts wearing a tight white shirt with a hand drawn lighting bolt on it and demanded to be called “White Lighting”, I tuned out because if it’s not real, then it’s just not a sport. But I feel that I might have tuned out too soon because I never got to enjoy the sight of Kelly Kelly in the ring.

Believe it or not, there weren’t many lady wrestlers when I started watching. In fact, it was still called the World Wrestling Federation or WWF which they had to change after a lawsuit. I have a feeling that if Barbara Jean "Barbie" Blank-Souray aka Kelly Kelly was taking the ring back then, I probably would have cared less about it being real or fake. My goodness she is one beautiful woman and there was probably nothing sexier than watching her kick some fake ass in the ring.

And can I also say that even though seeing Kelly Kelly in a two-piece is great and all, I really wish she had worn a different bikini. This zebra print and flesh colored number kind of broke my heart a little. I thought maybe she was wearing a see-through bikini and got really excited. But I guess the thong makes up for the deception.