Not to be outdone by the historical hootage of Starz and HBO, this weekend Showtime debuted the newest in a series of "updated" historical dramas, The Borgias. "Updated" is one of our favorite boob tube buzz words here at Skin Central, because most of the time it means "violent" and, more importantly, "sexy." The Borgias did not disappoint with its premiere episode, featuring boob and butt from Dutch nudecomer Lotte Verbeek as the Pope's mistress (yes, THAT pope):














Also making her nude debut on The Borgias was British actress Montserrat Lombard, who revealed her right fun bag during a schtupping session. Her character was killed at the end of the episode, so unfortunately our love affair with Montserrat will be short but sweet:




Stay tuned to the Mr. Skin blog for more nudity updates from The Borgias as they unfold!