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As we wind down Thanksgiving weekend, we should also finish off our meal with a holiday tribute to the women who put the ‘X’ in ThanXgiving!

Turkey, a Thanksgiving staple so ubiquitous it has become all but synonymous with the holiday, may not have been on offer when the Pilgrims hosted the inaugural feast in 1621,” notes National Day Calendar. “But today, nearly 90 percent of Americans eat the bird.”  

And who doesn’t love a ‘gobbler’?

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But beg your pardon—it goes down easier if there’s no Bush to swallow.

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In God we trussed … and for an increasing number of Internet fans, the fantasy of a fleshy female bound like the bird brings their blood to a broil:

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Just days ago, one bodybuilding forum found this image the apple of their eye!

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No wonder Diet & Fitness Today states “that the highest nutritional value of turkey comes when it’s roasted” {5 times more}. Why, it’s almost like ‘pumping iron’ into our system …  

And there’s a growing segment that’s even serving up willing women on a platter—as Katharine Gates of the Village Voice observed: “First, two female chefs strip the woman naked. They spread her legs wide, exposing her bald pussy, and use thick ropes to bind her ankles together at her thighs. They thrust a corncob into her vagina, shove a red apple in her mouth, and maneuver the platter into a large fake oven (below right). Later they poke a gigantic meat thermometer into her ass and the needle points to well-done pork. Dinner is served!”

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“The main course was not simply another porn model from L.A.,” Gates goes on. “She is a bona fide ‘meatgirl,’ a woman who wants to be eaten. Meghan Vaughan (above left), a 31-year-old artist living in Cincinnati, flew to L.A. to act out her fantasy of being served on a platter. She sports Bettie Page-style black bangs …”  

Which evokes memories of Bettie herself being ‘trussed up like a turkey’ in her heyday:

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“For me, it all about being the centerpiece, the center of attention,” explains Vaughn, who often appears on a popular site called Muki’s Kitchen (below left)—which states on its home page: “This site is dedicated to the pleasures of the nude as food … good old-fashioned woman-eating, femme-feasting, girl-gobbling, fun!” Below left: We’ll have fries with that!!

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This year, Muki’s sensuous chefs cooked up Sleuth’s Frederick, Maryland neighbor Nadia White and her 32F yam mams (below left) as their ‘Thanksgiving Turkey Girl’ (below right).

nullFellow meat model Meghan craves ‘the same attention you give the turkey on Thanksgiving. Everybody is just obsessed with that turkey. Ooooooh, the turkey the turkey the turkey. When is the turkey going to be done? It’s so exciting!”  

The owner of the site says home life with the wife “involves simple light bondage and lots of oral sex. Cannibals give good head!” Mr. Muki muses.  

As does gourmand goth girl Mallory Maneater (below right)—who sports a ‘Skull Fucked’ tattoo on her head, and posted this pic of her blonde slave last Thanksgiving.

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A pretty, self-proclaimed ‘porntrepreneur,’ she was born Alexzandra Bartlett in Pontiac, Michigan 23 years ago and lists her top traits as “sexy and tough, role play, petite and piercings, small tits, butt slut, cock lover and blowjob.”

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“She loves eating men alive,” raved alt-porn producer Joanna Angel when she discovered this dirty Detroit denizen. “Mallory likes to get tossed around as a submissive, enjoys cowgirl, and loves anal.”

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“I love to get my ass fucked,” she declared in her introductory interview.  

She also loves the current Commander in Chief—Trump narrowly won Michigan on the strength of thighs like those of this 34B-24-36 Maneater (below left) … and she’s certainly open to ‘having her pussy grabbed’ by him!

nullActually, sex seems to have been present since the Puritans came up with the concept 396 years ago—note how the native chief checks out the serving girl’s chest … and the pilgrim, the rest.

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Fortunately this curious maiden didn’t have to bare witness to such shenanigans at the first celebration! {is that Princess Pokerhotass?}

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Yet throughout history squaws have dropped jaws by parading around in native dress … and less. Like the Ziegfeld Girl called the ‘World’s Most Beautiful Brunette,’ Jean Ackerman (below left) in the 1920s and the Fifties burlesque artist who billed herself as La Belle Sauvage (below right).

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In the ’60s acclaimed artist Alberto Vargas painted this blatantly buxom brunette for Playboy’s Thanksgiving issue … topped by today’s Page 3 perennial Peta Todd going nakedly native:

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All natural 30F-24-34 Peta climbed to the heights of her profession (below left), before quitting in 2008 to salute the troops (below right) in Afghanistan … and managing to scale Mount Kilimanjaro in Africa.

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For her war efforts, top-heavy Todd received an Outstanding Contribution Award presented by Prince William in June 2010!

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It appears mutual lust was in the heir.  

And speaking of PETA, the animal rights group staged a provocative protest this week in Columbia, South Carolina with “a nude volunteer getting into a ‘trussed up’ pose beside two giant ‘turkey carcass props’ on top of a cutting board that reads, ‘Go Vegan This Thanksgiving’ and a banner proclaiming, ‘We Are All the Same.’”

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‘Police Woman’ Angie Dickinson could hardly arrest them … since she too had ‘assumed the position’ in her prime (below right) after ‘flipping the bird’ on the stove.

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Nowadays, only numerous no-name amateurs getting caught ‘holding the bag’ …

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But back in the day, it was famed ‘Founding Father’ Benjamin Franklin who felt that the turkey should be declared ‘The Official Bird of the United States’—arguing that it was ‘more American. I wish the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country,” Ben wrote. “He is a bird of bad moral character. The turkey is a much more respectable bird.”  

No doubt George Washington (Carver) would agree!  

Or even Jordan Carver … the transplanted Teutonic temptress who now fully embraces our flag.

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Yet even while going native (below left), Carver became famous for ‘never going nude’—though Sleuth salutes this one-and-only ‘nip slip’ from the 30K-busted ‘Indian giver.’

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Today, it seems, porn & poultry are as American as pumpkin pie … with Thanksgiving often the subject of salacious themes and memes.

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This ‘Puritan Poke’ is from an actual online video game offered this year:

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While this double-penetration porn ‘turkey shoot’ became a feast for sore thighs.

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The paid performers even ‘added a pinch to grow an inch’ to the pro•seedings.

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Coming full circled back to the subject at hand … this British blonde was bound and determined to make an amateur video to mark this Thanksgiving:

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And, in THE END, she got her wish(bone).