There are few babes more luscious than sexy Jessica Simpson, with her tumbling blonde hair and titanic Texan two. So when we heard that Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo had dumped the stunning country songbird, we were stunned. How can you possibly find a woman on the same level as Jessica?

Today, that question has actually been answered. It seems that the very night after Romo dismissed Simpson, he was seen canoodling with a gorgeous mystery babe. And that woman has been identified as . . . none other than Michelle Johnson, #74 on Mr. Skin's Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes List!

According to Star Magazine (via Celebitchy), Tony bagged the eternally perv-fect Michelle on ex Jessica's birthday.

Tony caught a cougar later that night, hooking up with 43-year-old actress Michelle Johnson at a gathering she threw in the penthouse of the Sunset Marquis Hotel. He arrived around 2 a.m., and “from the moment he got there, he was all her,” says a partygoer. “They were kissing and she sat in his lap.”

Nabbing both Jessica Simpson and Michelle Johnson? Blame it on Romo!