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Eighty-three years ago today marked the official end of Prohibition…and the whole country wet itself simultaneously! As Wikipedia puts it: “Recognized nationwide among beer enthusiasts, National Beer Day is an unofficial holiday in the United States celebrated every year on April 7th, and marking the day in 1933—the first in 13 years—that people could legally buy, sell and drink beer.”

Legions across the land responded by lining up outside breweries and taverns waiting for the clock to strike midnight: “On that first day,” Wiki notes, “1.5 million barrels of beer were consumed, inspiring the future holiday. Today, April 7th is proclaimed National Beer Day and the night before is known as New Beer’s Eve.”

To commemorate the beginning of beer sales, the Budweiser Clydesdales paraded down the streets of Manhattan for the first time—paving their way for future appearances in ads for the Super Bowl and big events. In fact, the horses drew such a crowd that they were sent on an East Coast tour—ending up in Washington, DC where they re-enacted the delivery of the first case of Budweiser brought to President Franklin D. Roosevelt on this day in 1933. According to one historian: “The First Family was so touched by this gift that it moved them to tears, and the popular phrase ‘crying in your beer’ was born.”

Amazingly, the movement to once again become ‘The Brewnited States of America’ was spearheaded by women—with thousands marching in the streets to undo what their suffragette sisters had wrought a generation before. So it’s altogether fitting that we pay homage to their efforts by undoing the undergarments of some of the hottest stars of today who’ll be celebrating with a cold one!

ELLE MACPHERSON – Aussie supermodel began her career with topless beer ads in Japan

KATIE ‘JORDAN’ PRICE – Popular Page 3 Model who often has her ‘lips’ around a brew in London

OLIVIA MUNN – Aaron Rogers’ lover whose chugs (and jugs) inspire loads of ‘tugs’

PAMELA ANDERSON – Discovered when seen on Jumbotron at 1989 Canadian football game in Vancouver wearing this Labatt’s beer T-shirt…now wears suds more than duds!

SARAH PAULSON – Likely Emmy nominee for playing Marcia Clark—we left her off our Tuesday Simpson post for today’s, since she prefers ale to ‘O.J’

KATY PERRY – Singer drinks onstage often…unsteady after a stout, she airs her Labatt’s labia out!

HEIDI KLUM – Like a good German, she downed a huge glass of beer on Spanish TV in 2012—easily out-drinking the macho male host

AVRIL LAVIGNE – Expert at taking off tops, the singer can bite the cap off a beer bottle—producing some ‘sloppy head’ as she spews the brew!

SOFIA VERGARA – Started out as a model for Miller Lite ads, a transparent attempt at advertising her assets

MICHELLE BORTH – Former gymnast had many believing she was actually ‘bonking’ on the 2007 HBO series Tell Me You Love Me: “We tried to do it as authentic as possible,” she insisted, “but we were not havingsex.” Maybe he just put the ‘Corona’ in?

A fitting END to National Beer Day…which many hoped would start early: A survey by Let’s Grab a Beer.com found that “nearly 3 out of 4 millennials want their workplace to close early today.”

Which would give you even more time to ‘top off’ your evening with these sexy slurping celebs!