Do you want the good news or the bad news first? Well, the bad news is that today’s wide release, Thor: The Dark World, has zero nudity in it. Zilch, zippo.

The good news is that Jaimie Alexander, who plays the goddess Sif, made up for the lack of skin onscreen by showing off her carpet at the red carpet premiere in L.A.!

Her sheer paneled dress left no room for unsightly items like bra and panties, and one intrepid photog knew just the right spot to capture that perfect angle. Behold, Jaimie’s goddess-like gluteus and un- S.H.I.E.L.D.-ed hairpie!