Sarah Ulrich is a five-foot, seven-inch blonde German, basically a wet dream turned to flesh. If that description isn’t enough to get your penis on, then note that her tits are so big that they could have taken over the world during WWII and there would have been no protest from England and the United States. We’d be happy to live under their rule. She’s been, not surprisingly, making a living on her local boob tube, mostly as the recurring character Romy Sturm in the romance Unter uns. She’s prancing about in a bikini that barely can contain her bounty, then is caught fully nude, though sadly covering her naughty bits, and photographed. That photograph makes the rounds, and why not? It’s better than Viagra for what ails you.