hayek boobsThe Catholic Church has been going through something of an image crisis lately, but we know a surefire way to get dudes in the pews once again: Salma Hayek's boobs.

“I was the youngest in class and all these girls were starting to get them (breasts) and I wasn’t getting anything I was really scared," Salma said on The Graham Norton Show last week. "I was getting teased a lot because everyone was older and I was the skinny tomboy."

"I went to a church that had a saint that was supposed to do a lot of miracles. I put my hands in the holy water and went: ‘Please Jesus give me some boobs.' "

...and then God answered not only Salma's prayers, but everyone else's too. That body is Heavenly!

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