You Could Try To Talk, But Why?
So, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley went topless for some magazine that I’ve never heard of and I’m not sure what to say about it. I’m not offended or shocked or even a little surprised by Rosie Huntington-Whiteley showing off her amazing boobs, the only problem is that whenever I look at the picture, I can't seem to form any words.
I kind of feel like that cartoon male wolf who sees the pretty female wolf and his eyes get huge and pop out of his head, his jaw his the floor and thuds like it was made of iron, and he lets out an "Ah-wooooooooo-gah!" That’s pretty much where I am when I’m staring at the boobs of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. They are grand, they are spectacular, they are va-va-va-voooooommmmmmm! Really, I kind of feel like my entire day is shot because now that I’ve gotten to stare at Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s breasts, I really don’t think I'm capable ofdoing much else.
Alas, my desk is full and even though Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has some of the finest breasts any of us have ever seen, we all have work we must get done. But I’m totally going to keep this topless Rosie Huntington-Whiteley pic open in a separate window, that way it's handy for every single break I’m taking today. Speaking of which, I’m totally going on a break now.