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Since we concluded our previous post with busty blonde Jeanne Carmen grilling a goose—her hips were also a ‘perfect 36’ and her baste a mere 26—perhaps the meat timer indicates we should barbecue up some babes preparing their Thanksgiving repast with heaps of ass.
As we pan from succulent breasts to sumptuous buns, let’s not overlook two {four?} of the finest fronts Hollywood has to offer: Alyssa Milano and Jennifer Love Hewitt passing out white breast meat at a shelter in Los Angeles last Thanksgiving.
Though any way you slice it, these days anything goes when it comes to pizza doughs!
In an earlier post today we quoted a site as saying, “This gratuitous exploitation of women is no longer a Hollywood studio practice,” though today the tradition has been revived on Twitter and Instagram with stars seeking every avenue and opportunity to promote themselves to the public.
Such as these all-too can•did celebs below:
CHRISSY TEIGEN
“Chrissy Teigen captured her epic Thanksgiving dinner on Snapchat yesterday, and we’re drooling,” fawned one typical enabling entertainment outlet last year (above). “We’re going to have our first official Thanksgiving at home,” the model told CNN. “It’ll be really a cozy, homey Thanksgiving.” Because nothing says we should ‘focus on the family' like short-lived Snapchat …
Remind you of anything? (above left). After Chrissy carved out a niche for herself by going commando to that same year’s American Music Awards (above right), she tweeted: “Apologies to anyone harmed mentally or physically by my hooha” … before giving a sprout out to her “laser hair removal” specialist!
And speaking of pie, Chrissy’s crust was tasty enough for John Legend, her man, to eat off her can! “Even I cannot eff it up!” Teigen instantly Instagram’d about the recipe.
“Kiss the cook” she urges her simmering supporters … but most would rather kiss her ass (above right)!
LUCY PINDER
“Cooking a big holiday meal is hot and messy work,” is how Page 3 model legend Lucy captioned this bird’s eye view (above left) for a Thanksgiving 2014 deodorant ad which was banned in Britain. “We considered that the various activities that Ms. Pinder carried out were presented in a sexually provocative way,” ruled the ad council, “and that alongside the focus on Ms. Pinder’s cleavage were likely to be seen as gratuitous and to objectify women.” So I guess focusing on her ‘rump roast’ as she cleans up after the meal (above right) is OK, then?
You be the judge:
MARY-LOUISE PARKER
Brainy brunette beauty MLP bakes a mean holiday pie … but any guy would pay just to watch the process (above left). “I have seen pictures of myself naked,” she said after her first such scene in 2000, “but fans always ask me to sign below my naked ass”—so as not to block that beauteous gluteus. Looks like those buns are headed for the oven (top rt.).
MAITLAND WARD
No one has exploited—and exceeded—the self-promotional limits of social media like this tireless Boy MeetsWorld 40-year-old. “Maitland Ward is well known for flashing the flesh in a variety of shocking outfits on special occasions,” gasped the Daily Mirror in 2014, “and she’s taken it one step further this Thanksgiving” with a nip slip (above left). Wasn’t it just 3 weeks ago she was trick or treat-ing topless? (above right).
“Flashing all, Maitland began preparing a huge turkey in just frilly underwear and stockings (below left) but found using the oven to cook for the big bird not all it’s cracked up to be …
… so she’s decided to ‘take it outside’ and grill the gobbler over a flame that’s not nearly as hot as that frame!
EMILY RATAJKOWSKI
No stranger to social media manipulation herself, the Blurred Lines brunette—for whom publicity is like oxygen—breathed life into today’s festivities by posting provocative pics before most of us had risen. “Emily Ratajkowski has given her online fans a Thanksgiving treat by posing in an ultra-sexy leopard print thong,” wrote The Sun early this morning (below left).
“Fans were in love with the photos, with showed Emily’s taut figure and bum when she turned around for the second shot—whichENDed up with almost 700,000 likes in an hour. And even more follow•hers (above right).
‘Cooking with Ass’ indeed—I mean, you don’t have to be Freud …