I was saddened to read today that Bilie Piper, star of Showtime's skintastic series Secret Diary of a Call Girl is beginning to have flasher's remorse. The pouty-lipped blonde complained, "Someone said to me the other day, 'What A-list stars get their tits out?' And then I started thinking, 'Oh my God, what have I done? I've ruined my future career!' This of course is ridiculous, and I would simply urge Billie to take a look at the careers of Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famers Helena Bonham Carter, Kim Cattrall, Angelina Jolie, and Maggie Gyllenhaal. That's what I call a t&A-list! Now stop worrying Billie, and show us some bush.