It's Almost Like You're There!

I don’t know what it is about spending a beautiful day at the lake that really relaxes the soul. Here’s the thing, I don’t even have to be there to feel a sense of calm wash over me. It might be the water, the cloudless sky, orJewel Staite in a bikini, but even just a simple Instagram pic has me feeling all down to earth.

It’s like I was there, like I feel that mist that comes off the water as a boat races across the top, like I can see Jewel Staite’s beautiful cleavage on the water. Yes, my friends, there is nothing like a day at the lake, even when your day is nothing more than a picture of someone else's day at the lake. Sure, it helps that the picture is of Jewel Staite in a bikini on a boat at a lake, but you know what I’m saying. I don’t need to be there to still get that same feeling I would get if I could dip my toes into the water. Heck, I might be actually feeling better than I would if I was actually there. I don’t have to travel, I don’t have rent a boat, I don’t have to cover myself in sunscreen and bug spray and the best part is I get to see Jewel Staite in a bikini!

I feel bad for those who can’t swim, who have a fear of water, and those who have motion sickness and can’t go on boats. So, to all those out there, I say here’s you day at the lake and it’s better than any real day at the lake thanks to Jewel Staite and her awesome bikini body.