Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears: The HBO sitcom? (Celeb News Wire)

Also: Paris Hilton for President. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kendra Wilkinson not impressed by Hef’s new girlfriends. (Defamer)

Coco T shows camel T(oe). (Celebrity Beta)

Holly Madison, PH (pre-Hef). (Hollywood Tuna)

Naked sushi model reveals all. (Nerve)

Zoo magazine wants you to pick hottest Bond girl. (Zoo)

Eva Mendes thinks she's girl-next-door beautiful. (Faded Youth)

Nadine Velasquez lingerie pics. (Hollywood Tuna)

Amy Sedaris talks vaginal cleansing. (The Blemish)