It was another banner week for T&A on the tube, with True Blood getting into the Halloween spirit with even more Anna Paquin nudes AND Lizzy Caplan giving us first-time flesh. All treats, and no tricks from this vampire series! Also, former pro beach volleyball player Arlene Tur serves her set on Crash, redhead Alicia Witt gets red-hot for Two and a Half Men, Katie Holmes cruises into sexy TV history with her guest spot on Eli Stone, and Olivia Wilde lezzes it up on House.
Last Sunday, True Blood truly outdid itself. Series star Anna Paquin gave us some more succulent suckers as she got dirty in the bath with her vampire lover. And Lizzy Caplan, whom you may remember as outcast hottie Janis from Mean Girls, was a very, very nice girl and popped her top for the very first time on camera. Bloody beautiful.
On the 17th, the Starz series Crash debuted, with former athlete Arlene Tur. The show is based on the Academy Award-winning movie of the same name, and thankfully, it stays true to the film's fleshy spirit. Arlene debuted her de-butt and de-boobs, and it's only the premiere episode. Will Crash show gash? Stay tuned!
The main cast of Two and a Half Men consists of Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and a little kid. Not exactly the stuff of sexy dreams, so in general, a hot babe or two (and a half) is usually on hand to sizzle it up. On Monday, said babe was the ever-amazing Alicia Witt--she of the natural red hair and flawless face--and she played an exotic dancer who administered a lap dance to lucky Mr. Cryer. Her body's so hot, she'll make YOU cry.
Ever since we first caught wind of Katie Holmes making her return to television via a guest spot on Eli Stone, we've had our Tivos at the ready. Tuesday's episode gave us Mrs. Cruise in a tight bustier get-up, perv-formed a song and dance routine that included some nice cleavage. How we'd like to scale Dawson's Peaks.
And finally, House M.D. this week was just what the doctor ordered. Costar Olivia Wilde--of whom Megan Fox declared "she's so sexy I could strange a musk ox"--went lez and mashed mouths with a couple of different girls on Tuesday's episode. Somebody please give Megan Olivia's number and make her (not to mention OUR) dreams a reality.
