Mr. Skin’s Top Scenes of 2008

The year 2008 is one that we'll remember for many things. No, really just for these things, which will please your thing because they're girls' things. A fiery hot Michelle Williams in Incendiary (2008) takes off her shirt and shows off her flares. Your penis will ignite! Anna Paquin in True Blood (2008), and it's her first nude scene. It's a pants popper. Wat until you see her tits. You'll want to suck them whether you're a vampire or not. Lizzy Caplan in True Blood (2008) isn't a lezzy, but she's got two of the hottest titties we've seen onscreen. You'll be wrestling your pants junk when Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler (2008) shows off her thong'd backside and tits. Foreign object in the ring! Wet and bulbous buttock from Angelina Jolie in Wanted (2008). Nice ass from Anna Faris in The House Bunny (2008). She sure knows how to shake her tail. Two tits are always better than one, and the two tits here belong to the too fine Mary-Louise Parker in Weeds (2005). You may get lost in your weed. Fully nude and ready to fuck on the table, Kate Winslet in The Reader (2008) is a real vage-turner. We give liza Dushku in The Alphabet Killer (2008) an A for arousing tits. Your penis head will crash into the zipper of your pants watching Hayley Marie Norman in Crash (2008) come out of the shower and into your pants. Arlene Tur adds more T&A to the show. Cruising with Penélope Cruz in Elegy (2008) is an answered prayer. You'll find the snake wrapped around your Tree of Knowledge after seeing Mena Suvari in The Garden of Eden (2008) and her golden apples. Tits from Katie Morgan in Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) will make a porno in your pants. What a year!