Mr. Skin’s Top Scenes of 2005

The year 2005 was a very, very good year for nudity. Mr. Skin loves it more than 2004, but not as much as 2006, being optimistic about a woman's right to tease. How good was 2005? Let's take a glander. Anne Hathaway in Havoc (2005) gives us the first look at her first-rate tits while pretending to climax, but you'll not have to pretend while watching. Alexis Dziena in Broken Flowers (2005) will break your stem as she giggles on the phone fully nude, that's bush, butt and bottom, folks. Gretchen Mol in The Notorious Bettie Page (2005) has some large animal-print bikinis to fill reviving the hottest pinup gal of all time, but then she doesn't wear much. Tits, G-strung ass and a gun make Carla Gugino in Sin City (2005) a sin bitty. A bunch of happy guys get to see the full monty from Mia Kirshner in The L Word (2004). It's enough to make us all go lesbian. You'll crash your penis into your palm watching Jennifer Esposito in Crash (2004) get fucked while her man multitasks on the phone. Old men and young buns is the best way to describe Steve Martin walking in on a nude lying Claire Danes in Shopgirl (2005). We'll buy that! The horrors of that first bra removal have never been more hilarious or horny than with Laura Bottrell in The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005). There's more, of course, and this was only a taste, so if you like what you see then see more, Seymour!