This weekend, while everyone's busy transforming their hard earned money into nearly three hours of explosions and robot dinosaurs, the savvier consumers should head to the art house to catch the skinsational new flick Nothing Bad Can Happen!


The German drama is about an aimless young man named Tore (Julius Feldmeier) who lives in Hamburg and is traveling through the countryside when his car breaks down. A nice family helps him get his car working again, and he becomes taken with the father of the family, Benno (Sascha Alexander Gersak). Benno explains to Tore that they are part of a religious group called The Jesus Freaks, who seek to bring people in closer communion with their faith, and he invites Tore to come live with them, which he agrees to do. It isn't long, however, before Tore begins to witness the torment and torture that Benno is inflicting upon his "family," and Tore must decide what he wants to do about it.


At the 18-minute mark, we get a nice look at the left breast ofLeoni Schulz(above) as the towel she has on droops and she falls back on a couch with a guy. Sadly, that's the last we see of the lovely redheaded Leoni. Thankfully, blonde beautySwantje Kohlhof (left) is at the home of the cult, leading to some sensational shots of her cleavage! At the 49 minute mark, Swantjestrips down to bra and panties to go in pool and two minutes later, shetakes down her bra in the pool but we only see the tops of her breasts over the water before getting out of the pool! It looks like it's true that Nothing Bad Can Happen, unless you can't behave yourself in the theater, which is a distinct possibility with these two lovely lasses on display!