If you live in NY or LA, you can enjoy the stake-pounding limited release of Dracula 3D (2012) this weekend, and see Asia Argento’s newly enhanced faux funbaggies in eye-popping 3D. Paul Rudd and Paul Giamatti are facing off in the dark comedy All Is Bright (2013), and Julie Hays is facing front and flashing her blinkers 38-minutes in. Finally, if you’ve ever thought that Sons of Anarchy star Maggie Siff and her onscreen lawyer in the series, Robin Weigert, have good sexual chemistry, you can witness the culmination of that passion in the lusty lesbian drama Concussion (2013). Concussion will make both your heads ache!
Italian horror legend Dario Argento delivers a blood-drenched spin on the classic vampire tale in Dracula (2012). This 3D cheese-fest faithfully follows the plot of Stoker's original novel as Johnathan Harker (Unax Ulgade) journeys to the Transylvanian countryside to visit the castle inhabited by Count Dracula (Thomas Krestschmann) and his three seductive Brides (Miriam Giovanelli, Maria Cristina Heller, Morgane Slemp). Harker barely escapes with his life, but the trouble is just beginning for him, his fiancee Mina (Marta Gastini) and her gal pal Lucy (Asia Argento). In true Argento fashion, Dracula is as bare as it is bloody with full nudity from Miriam Giovanelli and Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer (and the director's daughter!) Asia Argento.
See the trailer for Dracula here
French-Canadian frenemies try their luck running a Christmas tree lot in All Is Bright (2013). Easy-going con artist Rene (Paul Rudd) and his hot-headed ex-con buddy Dennis (Paul Giamatti) travel from Montreal to New York city with a scheme to flip Christmas trees. But when their get-rich-quick scheme doesn't go according to plan, tensions between these two supposed friends start running very high. Of course, it doesn't help that Dennis' wife just left him for Rene...Tits' the season 38 minutes in as Julie Hays flashes her headlights walking topless around her apartment as Paul spies on her. I'd screw in her bulb!
See the trailer for All Is Bright here
A bump on the head sparks a sexy midlife crisis for a NYC housewife in Concussion (2013). Abby (Robin Weigert) is living the bourgeois lesbian dream--high-powered attorney wife (Julie Fain Lawrence), posh Manhattan loft full of adorable adopted kids. But there's something missing in Abby's life, a longing that is intensified when she suffers a concussion after being hit in the head with her son's baseball. And how do you solve a Sapphic midlife crisis? By turning tricks with other chicks, of course! Speaking dull aches, you'll feel one in your shorts during the many lesbian scenes sprinkled throughout the movie, including bare boobs from Robin and her co-stars Kate Rogal and Maggie Siff. Is that a bump on your head, or are you just happy to see me?
See the trailer for Concussion here
