Someone's Nose Just Grew a Miley
You laughed at Vanessa Hudgens’s intimations about her onscreen nudity and you cried at nude Hayden Panetttiere’s absurd assertion that she is completely naked in her latest film.
Now it’s time to search for the proper emotional response for former Disney star Miley Cyrus’s announcement that she plans to go after a role for which, according to sources “nudity WILL be required.”
And apparently, more nudity than the scandalous bareback photos she took for Vanity Fair.
MSNBC reports:
Cyrus is rumored to be interested in the lead role in “Undiscovered Gyrl,” the film version of Allison Burnett’s new novel. It’s still early for casting Burnett’s agent Richard Abate has reportedly just begun shopping the manuscript to publishers and has yet to secure a deal for the film.
So this is a long way from being a sure thing.
First the movie has to not get made, then it has to be rewritten to cut out the nudity, then Miley has to turn down the part, then she has to get a body double to do her scenes, and finally, those scenes have to be cut from the final edit.
If anyone has a different scenario for how this will play out, let him leave it in the comments section.
The MSNBC report continues
However, a source close to the project says Cyrus is interested in the part, which would be that of “a lovable, lost suburban girl who descends into a life of reckless partying and promiscuity.” The source says if Cyrus did take the part, you’d be seeing a lot more of Cyrus than what appeared in the Vanity Fair photos. “There would definitely be nude scenes,” says the source.
The only thing that’s not clear is whether or not the noted celebrity portrait photographer Can-we See-those-titz will be involved again.
