Here's some skinteresting news from the world of high finance: Today, the U.S. Justice Department approved the merger of the country's two satellite radio providers, Sirius and XM. At, this is great news because it will result in millions of XM subscribers gaining access to Sirius programming, including the Mr. Skin minute, which is currently heard as part of "Howard 100 News." Now XM subscribers will be able to hear my regular skin-depth analysis of the nudity in movies about to be released to theaters or on DVD so they won't waste their time waiting for a nip slip that's never going to happen. It's going to be skin-sational!