Last week, the utterly delectable Megan Fox opened her heavenly mouth and let loose about a lesbian affair she had with a stripper while still in her teens, and wondered aloud what her mother would think.

And now we know!

Megan's mama, Darlene Tonachio, recently spoke to the press to adress Meg's admission of same-sex dabbling. She told the Palm Beach Post:

“I love my daughter dearly. But Megan is, well, Megan. She’s open and honest. She’s a real person, which is refreshing. I know she has a good sense of humor, and I take this interview in that context. Is it all true? I don’t know. It’s possible she made it up just like it’s possible that it happened. I doesn’t really matter to me.”

And if that's not enough, Darlene weighs in on Megan's claim that she has a past on the strip club stage herself:

Which led to this question about Megan’s affinity for strip bars. Fox, a frequent dweller in diverse “Hot” lists, spreads around another story in LaLaLand. According to a source, Megan first walked into a bosom bazaar at age 16 when, as a junior at St. Lucie West Centennial High School, she and friends trekked south to Club Peekaboo in Lake Worth.

There, the story goes, precocious Megan delighted everyone with gyrations at the proverbial pole - while keeping on her clothes.

“I doubt that she did that while living with us,” said Mom, “The poor child was grounded most of her life. She’d be punished for something silly, and she’d mess up again before her grounding period was over. So we’d tack time on.”

Sounds like Megan was a bad, bad girl. Thankfully, some things never change. Maybe Fox would like to play a stripper in a movie, and tap into that past (s)experience.