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Lindsey Pelas Has Awesome Boobs

When someone has such amazing boobs, like the breasts on Lindsey Pelas, any time you can get seem them—be it completely unobstructed, in a bra or bikini, or with her hands covering her nips—it is awesome. There are no ifs, ands, or butts about it. Lindsey Pelas has great boobs all the time.

Sure, if we could live in a world where Lindsey Pelas could be topless all the time that would be great. But we don't live in that world, that world only exists in our dreams which is probably why I tend to sleep as long as possible every single day. And as much as I hate to leave this wonderful world of a constantly topless Lindsey Pelas, I have to wake up so I can see Lindsey Pelas doing her best to not show any nip. One could easily argue that this sight is pretty much a dream come true. I know it might sound like I'm overselling Lindsey Pelas' boobs, but... come on! Come! On! Are you seeing this? Are you seeing Lindsey Pelas rocking nothing more than a hand bra? That's awesome! It's really freaking sexy!

Hey, I get it, some people don't like giant, awesome boobs and that's cool. It's just that I don't understand it and really don't want to be friends with someone who doesn't think Lindsey Pelas almost nude is awesome.