Shock number one: we might see Lindsay Lohan nude in a new movie.

Shock number two: Lindsay Lohan got a job!

She may take a licking in the gossip blogs, but MrSkin.com has never been shy about our love of the flame-haired, big-boobed former Disney babe.

The news that Lindsay's going to return to the screen is welcome, and so's the fact that the upcoming film is Machete, directed by Robert Rodriguez. You know, the guy behind the Carla Gugino nude scenes in Sin City.

But will Lindsay peel for his lens? Hollywood Life says yes:

Lindsay Lohan is about to let it all hang out in her latest film role and we’re not talking about her emotions, either.

Not only will the 22-year-old actress go topless as gun-toting socialite April Benz in Robert Rodriguez’s new action flick, Machete, but she goes skinny-dipping with her on-screen mom!

HollywoodLife.com got a hold of the original Machete script, and as of now, Lindsay who has about 10 minutes of screen time as gun-toting socialite April Benz is slated to get wet and naked while swimming in a waterfall with Alicia Rachel Marek, 34, who plays her mother, June.

10 crummy minutes of screen time is not enough Lindsay for us, but if her massive, freckled funbags are out, even one minute would be enough. If she's "naked" and not showing anything, though, we may have an early contender for our annual turkey shoot on our hands.

Alicia Rachel Marek went topless for the Machete "preview" in Rodriguez's Planet Terror, so let's hope her skintrepid nature rubs off on Lilo.