As of today, it's been four years since Lindsay Lohan turned 18 and she still hasn't taken off her clothes in a movie, despite playing a stripper in I Know Who Killed Me. Off camera, she's done just about everything else; carousing in bars, appearing topless in NY Magazine, and engaging in multiple public displays of lesbian affection with her gal-pal. While I appreciate all these things, none of them are going to get her into the Mr. Skin Hall of Fame. Lindsay needs a new motto: "Flashing full frontal or fight!"