Apparently, the people that live on the island of Lesbos (AKA Lesbians) are sick of sharing their name with ladies who love ladies. One Lesbian in particular, Dimitris Lambrou, is taking all the lesbians in Greece to court to force them to call themselves something else, though he hasn't offered any suggestions. If he's successful in his home country, he will take his lawsuit international and sue the sensible pants off of every clam-loving cunnilingual cowgirl from Portland to Paris (including, presumably, the entire cast of The L Word). It's unclear whether this lawsuit will affect porn franchises like Lesbian Psychotherapists and Big Busted Lesbians At Play, but one thing's for sure, Sappho must be rolling over in her girlfriend's grave.