Kendra Wilkinson Has Gone Insane
“I want my boobs to stop growing,” complained former Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson to Us magazine.
“They’re kind of gross. I know they’ll shrink after I breastfeed, but if they don’t, I might get a breast reduction.”
This is the kind of news that sends the staffers at MrSkin.com into a panic.
The stock market can rise and fall all day long, but when Playmates start talking breast reduction, it strikes at the very foundations of our society.
Speaking of foundations, Kendra has a very different opinion of the changes her pregnancy has wrought in that area.
"I'm so happy,” she gushes. “Hank checks out my butt. He's like, 'Yeah, look at this baby now!'"
Thank goodness for that.
And just so you know, Kendra, when you reduce your breasts, you reduce our interest.
