Mammoth-mammed Brit glamor model, author, and force of nature Katie Price finally gained American fame with her E! reality series, Katie & Peter. She also gained an unpleasant side effect after having surgery on her mouthwatering melons for the third time, resulting in the lusty lady developing an unhealthy fear of toilets.
Katie recently underwent a third surgery to slightly reduce her awesomely buoyant fun-bobbers, and found that the third time wasn't a charm. In fact, the third time was more of a turd time. According to Female First, she said,
"Being knocked out that much affected my bowels and my waterworks. I had to have a catheter fitted and I was so blocked that I couldn't go to the toilet for 13 days. My stomach was sticking out like I was seven months pregnant - it was agony.
"They gave my suppositories and all sorts but it just wasn't working. Then when I finally did go it took me three hours to give birth to a pebble! And it killed - it was like labour pains. I'm actually frightened to go to the toilet now."What's next from Katie, and when will she unveil her new and improved breasts? We're flush with an-tit-cipation.
