Today seems like a good day to write about Jessica Alba because, as I mentioned Friday, she was #2 on FHM's Sexiest Women list this year and because today is her 26th birthday. I'd like to take this opportunity to express a birthday wish for Ms. Alba. It's been eight years since she turned 18 and still the most we've seen of Jessica is a shot of her bikini bottom riding up her ass crack in Into the Blue (2005) and that was three years ago. In Sin City (2005), she played a stripper who somehow was never nude and she managed to star in Good Luck Chuck (2007), winner of Breast Picture at the 9th annual Anatomy Awards, and still kept her clothes on. My wish is this: For the love of God, let's end this skinless nightmare!

See Jessica Alba's nude butt in The Killer Inside Me!