Jennifer Lawrence Calls Dick 'Dangerous'

Jennifer Lawrence Does Not Want the D

From strangers, that is. In an interview with The Sun, "I am all bark and no bite. I always talk like I want dick, but the truth is when I look back at my sexual past it was always with boyfriends."

Apparently this is not an issue of morality, but an issue of, er, safety. “I am mostly also a germaphobe," she said."Dick is dangerous. If I was at the point where I could get an STI, doctors have already been involved. That is how much of a germaphobe I am.”

Getting tested is important, kids.

Jennifer Lawrence Calls Dick 'Dangerous'