Jennifer Aniston is single again after splitting with her wuss-rock boyfriend of a couple of months, John Mayer. This is sad news for a brokenhearted Jen, but great news for your masturbatory Jennifer Aniston fantasies!
Although tabloids are claiming that Jen is gutted over the split, you wouldn't know it from looking at her. Looking at her impossibly tight butt in impossibly tight white pants, that is. Down boy!
According to the UK's Mirror, a source said:
“There’s been a bit of tension for some time. They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Jen [wanted] to set a timetable for their future together [and] wanted him to assure her he would cut down his tours in the future when they did eventually have children.
Initially, Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she’s simply sad - not to mention a little heartbroken.A great way to heal an aching heart is by showing off your best parts. For Jennifer, that's obviously her incredible, edible ass (more tight pants pics at Hollywood Tuna). They don't call her Anus-ton for nothing.
