What Side-Boob?

Mr Skin, his henchmen at Skin Central, and the loyal fans of celebrity nudity that flock to the site on an hourly basis have been carefully monitoring the developing story of nude Hayden Panettiere’s purported posterior in I Love You Beth Cooper.

The butt shot has turned out to be a bust, but now several sites have posted images of Hayden making an 85-degree left turn and exposing what people have been calling her side-boob.

Don’t fall for it.

The shot, blurry as it is, clearly shows what Hayden had already freely admitted in interviews: that she “had these little sticky petals on [her] boobs.”

That’s not nudity. That’s not anything.

So says The Count.

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