Gwyneth Paltrow: Every Nude and Sexy Scene

Gwyneth maketh our blood pumpeth! We’re talking about Paltrow and how she loves to be gluten-free, er, clothes-free -- such a healthy lifestyle! Let’s start with Shakespeare in Love (1998), where a sex scene with Joseph Fiennes allows Gwyn to bare her sonnet bombs for everyone. We see Romeo and Juliet again in another scene with Fiennes --how fine!-- and then a final act with those Hamlet hooters hangin’ out as she’s running from the bedroom. Take several steps forward to Sylvia (2003) to see Gwyneth riding her man on the couch. Although it’s dark while Paltrow’s getting pumped, it’s not so dark that you can’t see her T&A. Hot grinding! We’d definitely give her and her hot bod some cold play. In Two Lovers (2009) lucky Joaquin Phoenix gets flashed by Gwyneth in the window, taking in the lovely left breast she’s offering him through the glass pane. How much is that titty in the window? We don’t see Gwyneth’s queen cups in The Royal Tenenbaums (2001), but she does make out with Tatiana Abbey, whose tatas are on full display. Gwyn lezzing out? Yes, please! Rewind to find 1994 a year Gwyneth got naked. She’s topless in Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle, sitting on a bed as Jennifer Jason Leigh ambles into the room. Sure would be nice to walk into a room with Paltrow puppies waiting for us. Maybe one day. Until then, there is plenty of Gwyn skin to be seen on Mr. Skin!