Does Gwyneth Paltrow Buy Lucky Charms When She's Feeling Dirty?

Don’t you hate it when you run to the grocery store real quick to pick up one or two items and you jump into the express lane only to get stuck behind some old person who clearly has more than 12 items? Yeah, I hate it too. The only time it’s okay to use the express lane without the correct number of items is when you are purchasing a sexy Gwyneth Paltrow.  

I do feel the need to say that odds are none of us could afford a sexy Gwyneth Paltrow, even if we had a coupon. And I would also like to admit that I find these pictures from Harper’s Bazaar of Gwyneth Paltrow in a grocery store incredibly sexy, more so than I would have thought. You see, we all know Gwyneth Paltrow is big into healthy, vegan, eco-friendly, super goopy, all-natural foods, so seeing her in a tight dress filled with Lucky Charms and Fruit Loops, you kind get the feeling Gwyneth Paltrow is feeling like being a little dirty… At least, that’s totally the vibe I’m getting. You could be getting something completely different, but we would both agree these pics are pretty damn sexy.  

Sure, if you one more item than is allowed in the express lane, that’s totally fine. But when you have a cart full of stuff then you should get in a different line. And if you are purchasing a sexy Gwyneth Paltrow, feel free to use any lane you want.