Full Body Massage premieres on Showtime -- November 5, 1995

From the first time she busted out her all-natural, volcanically voluptuous figure before the pub(l)ic eye as the first Mrs. Tom Cruise, Mr Skin has always adored Mimi Rogers.

Imagine the condition that Mr Skin was left in, then, upon initially witnessing the carnal character study Full Body Massage, which debuted on Showtime on this date in 1995.

For fans of wondrously huge milk-whoppers, ultra-womanly hips, and perfectly round rumps, Mimi Rogers boasts perhaps the most perfectly formed human physique ever photographed.

In Full Body Massage, Mimi Rogers displays this nude body nearly nonstop for the movie’s entire running time.

Australian roughneck and owner of the luckiest goddamned hands that ever existed Bryan Brown co-stars as Mimi’s massage therapist.

For 90 minutes, Brown rubs down every inch of Mimi’s raw form, while flashbacks to previous episodes in their lives occasionally play out -- and include even more incredible nudity from Elizabeth Barondes and Gabriella Hall.

Still, Full Body Massage is Mimi Rogers’ nude show all the way, and show she does in the greatest naked showcase for a single movie star in skinema history.

Now prepare your oils and lay your mitts wherever feels appropriate.