Is There Something About France That Makes Salma Hayek's Cleavage Hotter Than Normal?

As far as I know, the Cannes Film Festival is all about the world coming together to share in the art of filmmaking, but now I’m starting to think Cannes is all about celebrities being amazing by Salma Hayek’s cleavage. Here’s the latest example ofChloë Sevigny getting lost in Salma Hayek’s cleavage.

No one can argue with Chloë Sevigny, asSalma Hayek has some of the finest breasts in the world, which means she has some of the finest cleavage in the world. It’s understandable that when someone gets that close to it, it could cause one to forget the rest of the world and only focus on the cleavage. Still, there must be something about France that makes it OKfor everyone to gawk, stare, gaze, comment, compare, and get all wrapped up in Salma Hayek’s cleavage. I doubt any of us will ever forget the Salma Hayek, Susan Sarandon boob discussion; which I’m pretty sure could have only happened at Cannes.

I have no doubt that Cannes is an amazing experience for movie lovers, but it is apparently an amazing experience for Salma Hayek cleavage lovers. At this rate, they are going to have to hand out an award for best reaction to Salma Hayek’s cleavage next year.