Even Eva Green Thinks Her Dark Shadows Sex Scene Was Lame

Dark Shadows opens in theaters today, and although Mr. Skin Nudity Hall-of-Famer Eva Green co-stars as wicked witch Angelique, don't expect nude sparks to fly.

Eva gets it on with Johnny Depp in Tim Burton's first-ever attempt at a sex scene, but she says the favorite filmmaker of teenage Goths everywhere isn't the best at creating onscreen steam:

"We kept making fun of it, saying it looks like two, uhm, puppets making love, kind of wooden and very tame. It's Ken and Barbie making love," she told reporters while on a press tour for the film.

We think you're a doll, Eva, but that's not exactly what we had in mind.

So skip the skin-free Dark Shadows and check out this free-spirited French fox's more SKINful moments with our Eva Green: Naked and Sexy and Mother/Daughter Nudity: Marlene Jobert and Eva Green playlists right here at MrSkin.com!