Bisexual. Yes, we're in the market, and Evan Rachel Wood is a deal at any price. The tag is horny and we're buying.
Evan Rachel Wood in Mildred Pierce (2011) shows her pieces, all of them, as she gets out of bed after fucking her mother's lover. Well, at least it's all in the family. And with a family such as Wood's, then everyone's hard and happy. T.V. Carpio joins Evan Rachel Wood in Across the Universe (2007) for some Beatlemania in your pants as they someone survive underwater and embracing with her beau. Bet the Beatles would reunite for her, even the dead ones would come out of their dead retirement for the chance to strum their stuff. When she's in Running with Scissors (2006), you'll be cutting off your pants to get to your tool and play with yourself. Even without nudity she's sexy playing doctor. The diagnosis? Ejaculation! Some poolside frolicking from Evan Rachel Wood in The Life Before Her Eyes (2008) will leave you wet before your eyes. How can a bikini do so much damage? Well, it’s what’s stuffing it. And when that stuff is Evan Rachel Wood then you’ll be popping off to a happy ending. Larry David gets some morning wood when we wakes up in a start and sees Evan Rachel Wood in Whatever Works (2009) wearing only some lingerie. For the funny man, even a glimpse of Evan's body is enough to make her reach his punch line.
Thank you, Evan Rachel, for the Wood.